Barusan nemu satu artikel bagus ato ga buat nyembuhin atau ngbantu ngurangin rasa sakit hati. It happen to me now, hahaha. Trying to smile and laugh even hard. So here the article :
Every body wants to be in a relationship. But due to several reasons,
all are breaking up these days. The pain of a broken heart can only be
felt by another broken heart.( which is not at all true ) So, I decided
to give some advice to all those broken hearts.I know Alcohol can create
magic in 'such' situations. But mind you, there are some other
alternatives too. just check out...
To all the broken hearts in the world,
1. Do not sit alone.
But if you prefer sitting alone, try to switch off the lights. Why
should electricity be wasted or why making the nation suffer just
because you lost your girlfriend / boyfriend.
2. Take a long bath
(not in a traditional bathroom, where you find a bucket and mug.
Nothing wrong with that, but every time you bend for filling the mug,
the feel or the purpose of taking bath will be lost. So make sure you
have a shower in the bathroom.hmmm, not having a shower in the
bathroom??? Oh come on, then why do we have these neighborhoods.
Approach your neighbor and present the matter. They won’t deny. (Do not
feel shy. If you could propose a gal/guy, you can do this too. I’m sure)
Next stage is turn on the shower. Start the slide show in mind. The day
you first saw him / her, the day you asked him / her out. And go on
with the rest. And why to wait. CRY … CRY and CRY (control the decibel,
if you are in neighbor’s bathroom).
3. Do not attend any functions, where you have all your relatives and friends there.
Especially stay away from weddings and engagements of your close
friends. Because it will be hard for you to witness all those
“auspicious occasions”.
4. Do not tell your parents that you broke up with him/ her.
If you feel like saying, just listen to me “IT WOULD BE A RISK” . It’s
because, in all these relationship games, parents play the villains part
beautifully (not always). There is nothing in this world which is as
powerful as your mum’s emotional drama sequences, since she associates
this sad situation of yours with every tiny issue that takes place at
home.
5. Do not sit alone at home especially when it rains.
In most of the cases, what you think is that, “I know, even nature
cares for me. But …” and this feeling makes you a great poet/poetess
and it won’t get you nothing but a “failed” in your mark lists.
6. Join a driving school .
I’ll explain the reason. To drive, you need concentration. So while
driving, the only thing that comes in your mind is “drive carefully,
Else I will be a serial murderer which is not at all an impressing
career for me”. So join for driving classes. No other solutions have
ever invented which will make you stay focused.
7. Do not walk alone down the streets. Cos even a bicycle can be the cause of your death, since all what you have in mind would be his/her face, not traffic signals.
8. Throw away your mobile.
Because every beep sound it makes will make you think that it’s the
message or call from him/ her. Why making yourself sad? So throw it
away. (but ensure it is in your cup board. Cos future is uncertain. You
never know when you are going to be committed again. So keep it safe.)
9. Do not ever Google
“how can I get my girlfriend/ boyfriend back” , “how do I know if my
ex is in a new affair” , and more **** like that. Why letting the
world know that yours is a broken heart??
10. Keep your relationship status in Face Book always ‘ single’
and do not post “what’s in your mind” column with sad love quotes or do
not send messages which belongs to the aforesaid category. Trust me
there are only a few in your friend list who wants to see you with a
good guy/gal. Why giving reasons for them to laugh at you?
11. And most importantly, if
you have any photograph of him/ her, just burn it (only if you can) and
enjoy the fume goes with the air ( Jab We Met, I know ) :D
12. Make a plan to visit temples, churches and other places
where you think God really exists (day before yesterday, your God was
him / her. But you know, even God deserves some respect. So give it to
him at the right time.
13. Be happy for your friends who are still happy in their relationships. Do not lose heart when you see them walking, holding their hands. So better avoid such meetings.
SSource : http://anupamak.blogspot.com/2011/05/to-all-broken-hearts-in-world-1.html
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